Ms. Rodriguez: Do you watch The L Word.
*holy shit that's my show Shane
Ms. Rodriguez: The show about lesbians?
*yes every damn day*
Me: uhhhh noooo
Ms. Rodriguez: Oooh
I'm so retarded!
You’re beautiful and I like you a lot, but I like a lot of people.– Shane (via fuckmeshane)
I am Human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does…
Okay people were telling me it was supposed to snow today in California, but I look outside and it’s bright as a motherfucker-___- what the fuck man?
That’s my uncle in his new restaurant called Oporto freakin bomb first open in the u.s many is Australia :D
Call me SpongeBob Stackin Krabby Patties Bitch I go to work Do my Cat Daddy
Mean girls is my favorite movie of all time :DDD Your moms chest hair!! x) Is your muffin buttered? Would you like your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter you muffin? Boo you whore! :)<3
Jeanette Plascencia aka Skank :)
Sooo theres a girl that I know (my cousin) and her name is Jeanette Plascencia and she is an asshole and skank!! And she works the corner Friday Nights on the corner of Mission the corner where Deju vu is at!! You people should go see her she the dumbass with the 8 inch high heels! And the one who looks faded! Haha xD Umm yup she is a skank and she is gonna be a real giraffe and that’s gonna...